Does irl simulated hentai count?

Does walking en pointe count?

Does riding him doggystyle count??

Does a strap on count?

Does a thong bikini count?

Does riding my ex count?

Does slapping with dick count?

Does a 15" tentacle count?

Does just a tail count?

Does extra extra small count?

Does an arm bra count?

Does phones mutual masturbation count???