How long would you last with me if we were in a room alone?

Me + you + in a room alone = what?

When I'm alone in my room, this is what I do

This is what I do when I'm alone in my room

This is what I do when I am alone in my room

When I am alone in my room, this is what I do

This is what I do when I am alone in my room

When I am alone in my room, this is what I do

When I am alone in my room, this is what I do

When I am alone in my room, this is what I do

This is what I do when I’m alone in my room

This is what I do when I’m alone in my room