Slither your way on into my ass with that nice big...tentacle?🤨Sure...why

I always get invites to my son basketball games by his coach,

I don’t know why men have always groped me🥺(rape)

Don't think i'll put on a top tonight?

I Always Get The Best View.. So Why Not Share 👀😉

This Why Females Are Always Late

Idk why humans invented bras when boobs are better off without

[OC] I love the way you make me feel, you're always on my mind

This is why Im always late at a date

Are you ready to worship my feet tonight? Although, why do I

My toddler asked me why I was always sweating, and I had to tell

This is why you always want me to be on top [OC]