I hope you'll let me use your face instead of a chair[F]

Cancel your plans tonight and have me tonight instead

My chair's gone missing, could I sit on you instead?

My chair's gone missing, could I sit on you instead?

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

Why bother getting up when I can piss in the chair instead

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

Can I use you as a chair instead?