I want to feel your body next to mine.

been carrying these for years, would you mine helping me?

I want your wallet on a platter… and no, your feelings do not

If you eat ass, does mine look tasty to you ?

I'm sure you're dreaming of an ass like mine.

Who needs ass with tits like mine?

While his wife is at church mine is in the parking lot

Be honest ,would you jerk off to a body like mine

Do men actually like saggy tits like mine?

Do men actually like saggy tits like mine?

you deserve this… and I deserve the contents of that wallet.

I deserve it all, you deserve an empty wallet and blue balls.