I text you: “My GF just broke up with me buddy” 2 hours later:

Remember to keep that cock lubed up with your drool gooner, the

Remember Gooner!

I know you’re feeling a little brainless and stupid rn gooner

Remember gooner, oral sex might make your whole day but anal

I will make you remember me gooner

Remember gooner: you only exist to worship alpha cock

No homo gooner, if we are both high and won’t remember this…

No homo if we are both high and won’t remember this gooner…

Hey gooner! Remember that girl you superliked on tinder? Well

Remember gooner, bigger always means better

Todays gooner set up while I have the office to myself