Me and my bud promised we'd keep our goon session straight, but

I'm only sucking my goon bud off in public cos I lost a bet,

No homo…you just lost to me one on one gooner…so you had

No homo…we were just seeing who would finish first…I guess

Are you sure this isn't gay bud? You're kinda big... yet so girly

No homo gooner, you came here to prank me dressed up like a bimbo

No homo but you lost the bet on the big game so had to become

No homo gooner, we are just wrestling😈

No homo gooner but you wanted to get back at your ex…I had

No homo if you are dressed up like your fave pornstar gooner!

I know you lost the bet bud, but I didn’t actually think you

No homo gooner, I just shower with your girly ass to save water…😈