Can I have a seat on your face?

May I be the big spoon?

May I take a seat?

May I have a seat ?

may i take a seat?

may I have a seat?

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

Oops I got your bed all wet (f)

Excuse me, may I use your face as my seat?

may i have a seat?

May I have this seat?

may i have a seat on your face?