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Now I know why they call it the Cow Belt.
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They call it the meat tenderizer, which was untrue. True, it
They call it the "Windy-Sutra"
This is why they call it the best
They call it the "Scorpion"
Now I know why everyone calls them stress relievers
Now this is why they call it ‘Thirsty Thursdays’!!
This is why they call it the leg bender.
Now you know why I stay at the work longer
After my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend, I stole