My body is made for fucking

Is my cake big enough to eat?

Prepared a cake for you

My big ass needs some attention on my cake day

I brought some homemade cake wanna eat?

Pulling the cake out at the terrace

I'm 50 on Saturday... I brought the cake... needs filling though.

I brought you 2 anti-stress balls

Did someone order cake?

I brought you a present

You want a piece of this sweet cake of Denmark

I brought you some cake