original post: https://redd.it/174aieh
Don't want to pay fare?. Broken neck instead.
DarwinAwards by No_King6736
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My vibrator is broken, could i use your cock instead
Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself
Cancel your plans tonight and have me tonight instead
Getting tired of fucking myself, want to come fill me up instead?
[M4F] The Girlfriend of the guy i bully asks me to stop until
My boyfriend doesnt pay attention to me...
Let’s skip class so you can fill me up instead
I didn’t have any cash to pay the lawn guy so I let him cover
I wish this was with you instead
Redhead Absolutely Broken