Facetimed hubby to let him know dinner was great but he doesnt

This is how I'd wait for you to come home

Naughty at work during lunch today, can’t wait to jerk him

This is for your dinner tonight, hope you like it

Dinner’s on me tonight. Anything you want, plus me as dessert.

Let’s skip dinner tonight and do something else

vegan burgers and fries for dinner tonight omg i am dro0o0oling.

Let’s skip dinner tonight and do something else

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Let’s skip dinner tonight and do something else

Oh I’m sorry, babe. I knew you had big dinner plans for us

Tonight was a good portion for dinner