Me: "Alright bud, let's try to keep it straight this ti-.."

My favorite view when my bud comes over to hang out...

Hey Don't blame me if I start treating you like I would do to

Gooners waiting on their bud

Don't worry goon bud, no one will know if you swallow all the

How i need a bud to leave me after a completely straight session

Don’t worry bud, it’s totally straight if it takes less than

Don't worry Gooner, it's not gay. You came from Blowjob, not

My favorite straight goon sessions are when my bud cums all over

Don’t worry bud I can’t get pregnant!

Don’t worry bud I can’t get pregnant!

Don’t worry bud I can’t get pregnant!