Every goon session ends with me being pounded like a slut and

I swear I’m straight…

Two minutes after my goon bud & I agreed to keep it "straight"

Need a goon bud who will dress me up for our totally "straight"

I love gooning outdoors with my 'straight' buds

5 minutes into our "straight" goon session

10 minutes into our ‘straight’ gooning session and my bud

Some things just trigger you so hard they make you instantly

All of the times my straight friends pulled my hair and slapped

Gooner, you're probably too straight to fall in love with a cock

me 5 minutes into the straight jerk off session

How every "straight" goon session ends up lately