Seriously bud, I had no idea you had daddy issues. Is there something

Damn bud…those pornstar gender change pills were the best idea

I like the idea of being that dumb air headed bud with a fat

I like the idea of being that dumb air headed bud with a fat

When you told me to use your throat as a fleshlight you had no

I’m the dumb bud with a fat ass that’s so dumb I have no

I’m the dumb air headed ditzy bud with a fat ass that has no

My boring wife thinks that my ultra-thick hyperspermia nutsludge

Love the idea of sharing a chick with another bud, passing her

Hey bud, I know this was my idea, but can you be a bit more gentle

You told your bud it would be funny to go to a gloryhole. But

Me and my goon bud got an idea to make some money