Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

You can bite me

I'd offer you a bite but I'm sawdust flavored.

I'd offer you a bite but I'm sawdust flavored.

Do you wanna smack, kiss, or bite it? 😏

Do you wanna smack, kiss, or bite it? 😏

I came to offer you this dessert

Cum on and take a bite 🥵

I'd offer you a bite but I'm sawdust flavored.

I'd offer you a bite but I'm sawdust flavored.

I'd offer you a bite but I'm sawdust flavored.