You got the brains and your sister got the beauty. You'd be worried

You were overjoyed when your mom told you that she was working

You were late to the swap party. You got the last cup and happened

You got the best two for one deal out there! You got to punish

just tell your wife you got hurt & needed my help 😉💦

You signed up for the amateur wrestling match, and they said

You got beat up infront of your gf and it got her horny 😏

You must be careful at the beach — you got a boner from girls

You got a message from your mum to meet you at the convenience

Got morning coffee, have you got morning wood?

Got morning coffee, have you got morning wood?

Got morning coffee, have you got morning wood?