Wish I could be having fun with you instead than doing it alone

Should’ve spent last semester studying instead of posting here

If I told you my grades were low because I was spending my time

Gas prices are so expensive so fill me up instead of your car!

Fucking married men on Reddit is something I enjoy doing.

I don't feel like studying today

I'm doing it alone, can you help me?

She wanted to go to the water park with her guy friends but instead

I should be studying but I'm doing this instead

I should be studying.. instead I’m showing off my thick ass

My classmates don't even know that I'm doing Reddit!

You are my lil bro who is obsessed with magical powers, doing