Are you brave enough to let me sit on your lap? Santa couldn't

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Let me sit on your lap tonight please

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Let me sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops

Would you let me sit in your lap?

would you let me touch myself while I sit on your lap?

Honey, let me sit on your lap

would u let me sit on ur lap?

Would you let me sit on your lap instead?

If you let me win at Overwatch, can I sit on your lap afterwards?

Would you let me sit on your lap?