Imagine being my roommate for a week

Can I be the roommate you pound after a long day?

Im not the best roommate but I try my best

I would love a new roommate that can eat me sometimes

Looking for a new roommate

My uni roommate said I need implants, what do you think?

Want me to be your free use roommate?

I would be the best roommate

if I'm your new roommate, what would you do to me

Do you think I can be your roommate

If I was your neighbour, would you help me with laundry?

I’m looking for a new roommate