I wasn't even going to ruin... Christina QCCP - Accidents Happen

When my wi[f]e has too many mimosas, and I wouldn't let her go

The Thing You Knew Would Happen When She Didn't Put On Underwear

Things happen...(things = big cock)

Accidents happen

Accidents happen!

Accidents happen whenever my son walks in on me.

Accidents happen, oh well, does anyone want to clean me up? [F]

Accidents will happen

Sometimes accidents happen for the better

I was beginning to think it would never happen

My society uncle when small accidents happen on road.