sorry dad...I'm a reddit sl*t

i'm sure dad is proud of me for being a registered nurse but

So glad my dad doesn't know what Reddit is

My dad would kill me if he saw I showed this to my Reddit friends

I want an older reddit dad to breed me

If my dad has Reddit I might be in trouble

If my dad has Reddit I might be in trouble

If my dad has Reddit I might be in trouble 😈

If my dad has Reddit I might be in trouble

My dad thinks I'm in my room studying for exam lol

If my dad's coworkers are on Reddit I’m going to be in trouble

If my dad sees this I might be in trouble…