I think you need a secretary like me

Would you hire me as your secretary?

I know how to do a lot of unholy things.

Hope my boss will appreciate my outfit

Patiently waiting for my next assignment…

I can be the sexiest secretary in the world, just ask me and

• I want to be your new secretary

• I want to be your new secretary

You need a secretary like me

I want to be your new secretary

Secretary Turned Fluffer, Getting Tossed Around For All Male

I want to be your new secretary