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Plants you say?
worldpolitics by FartsWithAnAccent
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You say open wide, I say yes sir
You say strapon I say anal
You say to your wife "I love you" and to me you say "Suck it
You say potato I say my teen butt needs a spanking today ;)
You come home from work and I say "get naked", what do you say?
You come home from work and I say "Now I'm gonna fuck you", what
You come home from work and I say "now you're gonna get fucked",