original post: https://redd.it/9fay6r
My dude is blind as a bat
NSFWFunny by not2betruffledwith
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My cock is nearly as hard as this steel ring!
My ass is just as sweet as my other holes
My ass is almost as white as his cum
My boyfriend is about as sub as it gets. He gets off so hard
My ass is almost as phat as my phat pussy, I hope you can handle
My chest is almost as flat as my tummy
My personality is just as bubbly as my booty
My pussy is just as tiny as me
My acting is just as bad as my twerking, but at least I’m creative
My heart is just as big as my boobs OC
My ass is twice as big as my waist and I’m not mad about it
my mouth is just as good as my pussy and i’ll prove it to you