I’d rather play on Reddit than go to work

Which wand would you rather play with? ;3

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

I rather play with you instead of a console

I rather play with you instead of a console

I rather play with you instead of a console

I rather play with you instead of a console

I rather play with you instead of a console

I rather play with you instead of a console

I rather play with you instead of a console

Can’t sleep, I’d rather sext instead

I rather play with you instead of a console