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I only have 2 basic rules, no condoms and no pulling outs!

I only have 2 basic rules, no condoms and no pulling outs!

I only have 2 basic rules, no condoms and no pulling outs!

I only got 2 basic rules. Just no pulling outs and no condoms

I only got 2 basic rules. Just no pulling outs and no condoms

I only got 2 basic rules. Just no pulling outs and no condoms

I only have 2 major rules! No Pulling, No Condoms! Use me

I only have 2 major rules! No Pulling, No Condoms! Use me

I only have 2 rules. No Pulling out and no condoms. You can use

I only have 2 rules. No Pulling out and no condoms. You can use

Two rules: no condoms & no pulling out!