Throw some D's on that dick (or whatever the song said) OC

He said that if we wanted to be carried, we had to prove that

That's right, show your carry how thankful you are for him allowing

I tried 1v1ing someone for the first time and like a dumb cocky

cum inside its warm inside or whatever mickey said

“G’morning sweetheart,” I said through gritted teeth. “I

Save a horse ride a face, or whatever Big&Rich said

With great power comes great sex… or whatever he said

With great power comes great sex… or whatever he said

*sigh* I said easy before winning the game and now the enemy

He said if I let him wear the cute fuzzy handcuffs I could do

I tried telling the tank that carried me I'm actually a guy,