Go ahead and slide-in that 8 inches 😋

Hope this gets you Rock Hard this Monday!

This ? A dick urs is a pathetic shrimp comment ur inches if u

yesterday I had a date with a great guy everything was going

Good Vibes for your Monday

I can tell u are a loser by the size of ur shrimp

Can you lend me your shrimp? I get turned on to 4 inches bellow

A man who is less than 5 inches tall? How funny

Was unsure if humiliating your shrimp will cause it to grow.

Making your Monday a little less mundane...

You can only upvote if your shrimp is under 7 inches

Does your shrimp go crazy with my pixels? I knew it