My gf could never trust me to not touch myself whenever she went

Your wife said it was ok, only if I used a condom.

When my wife said she had a surprise for me after the Barbie

She was grossed out and said the nut looks like string cheese

"Fine, I'll show you my tits just this once, now leave me alone"

Guy at work said I’m too fat, do you agree?

Capri Cavalli knows how to be sexy: capri Cavalli knows how to

He said make it clap so I got to work

a guy on tinder said I have a body of a sexy slut, is that true?

My gf said she wanted to tie me up for a surprise. I thought

Hubby was away for work and the neighbor said he was free this

My Gf said I cum too much :(