”Yes, hello this is room 2187. I need room service today. Thank

May I be of service?

Your friendly cum cleaning service

I’m taking applications for a maid service. I’m a very messy

Self-service

Spoiler - my wife was actually the one at the door pretending

Sunday self-service

Milk Maid at your service

Got sent this DM. Had to do my service

When on business trip, if you gotta blow you gotta blow. Don't

Would you order this room service?;)

Anyone offer room service? [OC]