Do you think I can be your roommate

I wonder who can take advantage of this position...

I need a new boyfriend

Feeling extra breedy today

A work of art in progress

Let me unwrap the gift in your pants

• Excuse me, sir! Just stopping by to show you this

Can’t sleep, I’d rather sext instead

It's a great day to have fun, do you agree?

• I need some cuddling

Would you like to delight yourself with this dessert

I woke up feeling extra naughty today