Properly introducing my girl to the boys

All my buds know what my girls mouth feels like

Your girlfriend went alone to watch her favorite artist in concert.

You’d think that my proudest moment would be when she graduated,

Once upon a time you envied him. Now you only envy her.

I’ve always loved being the center of attention

Bro’s before hoes

She used your money to buy that outfit but she wears it for him

Your little girl has the cutest smile

She loves that you’re an essential worker. She has many friends

You trust your daughter. That’s why you didn’t hesitate to

In love with some REAL dick.