My ex wife always said I had only two interests, cars and lingerie.

Interviewer said dress to impress… I guess I took it a little

Doc said it’s a miracle of all operations with his inner organ

He said he wanted breakfast, I said I wanted my ass cleaned.

I called you gf to take care of my dick, she have come for me

"You said my butt was too big. Your boyfriend doesn't seen to

My GF always said she prefers smaller cock. I guess she lied..

“God! He’s hung like a horse!” I said checking out my swap

Your witch mom said you could go to the music festival, only

Daddy said guess to watch us!!!!

i had to use the bathroom but my sister was in there, she said

My prof said that I looked like barbie... I guess he meant he