You wife's boss sent you a message that you wife is best in every

Care for a taste ?

My bf was so worried that my skimpy bikini would fall off when

Your bully makes me record our breeding session. I bet you can’t

She said she'd "take care of your bully"

I told my dad that Chad from nextdoor was bullying me and I needed

Men don't care about your degrees or "accomplishments" only how

My bully overheard my girlfriend mention she's out of birth control.

I told him I wasn’t on birth control but he didn’t care

Why does nobody care that I’m not on birth control

Why don't you lay back and relax while I take care of you

My nipples are so pretty, care to see?