Im not trying to make your day any harder but oh wait yes I am

Wait for the cutest surprise

When you been with your husband for 10 years and doesn’t fuck

Have you ever seen a booty that is so heavenly?

She had the biggest ass you've ever seen! And her feet? Oh, her

Did you ever taste petite caramel boobies?

Who's that hottie in the mirror? Oh wait, that's me!

You know what they say—sun’s out, tits out. (Oh wait, that’s

you left on a business trip last week ever since your wife has

Have you ever tried Cambodian before?

Wait for the surprise!

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes