Can I help you with that morning wood sir?

Who likes big swinging morning wood??

Morning wood

Loves to stretch well in the morning

Could I have your morning wood everyday ? ;)

good morning (wood)!

I'm doing my best to give you a morning wood everyday

I'm your 6'2 brazilian roommate, wanna help me with my morning

Say “yes” if I can help with that morning wood.

Need someone to take care of my morning wood

Jerking that morning wood

I may be tiny but I can take your morning wood like a big girl