[reddit] fuck bud… what are you doing.. I’m straight.. ugh

How many times did you fuck this weekend?

The only reason I’d want to get out of bed is so you could

Fuck and then breakfast or breakfast and then fuck? :)

Come fuck me from behind while I moan your name ;P

Yes a teacher shouldn’t fuck her students, but you can keep

Last night a stranger told me my belly will be the reason I die

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck

Is this enough reason for you to skip work and fuck me all day

If you are less than 7in you can fuck my tight asshole

Would you fuck an emo kitten?

Emo girls always fuck harder ♡