Listen up, you pitiful owner of a microscopic member. Your laughable

I'm going to use you, I'll get everything I need out of you,

Shrimp dick tax is due, so you better have your wallet open and

Say sorry for having a small shrimp

You should be ashamed using that dick

Would you let us see that shrimp? We want to give you the right

I believed in evolution until I saw your penis 😅

Doesn’t it suck for you to be less than 9 inches! How much

My cock is very big and black,I know you want ir buried deep

If your little friend is under 7 inches. This big L goes in your

Ready to be my bitch?

Hey loser, I'll crush your shrimp with my fingers and then eat