My friends favorite seat at my house is my face

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Do you want to put your face on my boobs?

I need a seat. Can I use your face??

Excuse me, may I use your face as my seat?

Can I Use your face for my seat

Can I use your face as a seat? ;)

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Can I sit on your face or is that seat already taken

This butt needs a seat... can I use your face?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?