My gf could never trust me to not touch myself whenever she went

Maybe she'll have more luck tomorrow...

He said 'feed me' so I gave him something to eat

My son's bully said he'd stop only if i agreed to clean his balls

My buddy’s cute little Indian hotwife has some amazing tits,

daddy… you said i could use the neighbours pool…. what are

Friends Aunt said just the tip but that didn’t go as plane

Slutty Aunt

the guy on my last date said, bj is better when she tieds her

Your mom joined a new gym

For all the people who didn't believe me when I said I never

Whenever you are down, your Latin mommy will be there for you