A friend forwarded me this one earlier. I think that guy was

Just shopping for some tooth paste

Flashing in the tooth paste aisle because dental hygiene is important

Alear - so that is why they call her Tooth paste chan? (ThiccWithAQ)

I wouldn't want to get tooth paste all over my tank top

scrubbing my clit with a toothbrush and tooth paste

Dental hygiene is very important. You need to keep up appearances

brushing her pearly white teeth, and spitting