Remember the days when you wanted to be him. Having a hot girl

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

You used to watch porn because you wanted to be the guy. Now

When all you wanted to do was video your bro biking in an alley

When u try to devour a BBC but end up falling in love with it.

She wanted to play naked twister but ended up getting twisted

I just wanted to play with myself but ended up squirting on the

When You Wanted To Be An Athlete But Ended Up In Porn

When You Wanted To Be An Athlete But Ended Up In Porn

When U Try to Devour a Bbc but End Up Falling in Love with It.

I wanted to be sexy and I ended up laughing

You watched your wife’s body awkwardly flirt with you. It seemed