Pumped my tube train ride home. Bike flat life.

Ummm so that's not hubby. I'm not going to clean up or shower,

If you need a ride, I'm a safe driver

Made my hubby waited at home while I hop on a ride with a Nigerian

Made my hubby waited at home while I hop on a ride with a Nigerian

Made my hubby waited at home while I hop on a ride with a Nigerian

Made my hubby waited at home while I hop on a ride with a Nigerian

Made my hubby waited at home while I hop on a ride with a Nigerian

Made my hubby waited at home while I hop on a ride with a Nigerian

Made my hubby waited at home while I hop on a ride with a Nigerian

Making our intentions clear to the Uber driver

I forgot my wallet at home but the uber driver wanted his payment