I'm your roommate, what are you doing?

My roommate was a dick, he hasn’t been able to get laid in

You catch me what are you doing next

busy doing my daily routine

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this

Getting ready to catch bad guys

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this