my dad hates when I wear this tanktop, don't know why🤭

My husband knew I was out, but he started texting me asking why

You wouldn’t last 5 seconds with me, I guess

I haven’t received a creampie in so long… consider this my

If you’ve ever wondered why I took so long in the bathroom,

i almost never wear any underwear, you can guess why

My family wonders why I take so long in the bathroom

I wonder why my holes are still not dripping from your hot semen

how long would you guess? ;)

Now you know why your pizza is taking so long

Why do girls take so long in the shower? 🙈💕

Why don't you use me to unwind from your long work day