Aching for creampie, care to help?

Can I convince you to give me a creampie on the first date?

Is it weird to ask you if you creampie me on our second date?

first date without creampie isn’t possible with me sorry

first date without creampie isn’t possible with me sorry

first date without creampie isn’t possible with me sorry

first date without creampie isn’t possible with me sorry

I might look innocent but I never go a day without a creampie

first date without creampie isn’t possible with me sorry

first date without creampie isn’t possible with me sorry

first date without creampie isn’t possible with me sorry

first date without creampie isn’t possible with me sorry