Do you want this in your lap or on your face

My wife sat in my lap while browsing netflix, she had it coming...

can i bounce it on your lap? :)

“But babe 🥺 I only sat on his lap”

Can I practice my lap dance skills on you?

What if I sat on your lap?

What if I sat on your lap? 😈

I hate Sundays! My BF ignores me, gets drunk & watches football

looking for a seat, your lap looks available

What if I sat in your lap?

I promise to pee on your lap every day 🙈

What would you do if I sat in your lap and pissed like this?