If you wanted a “straight” goon session then why are you

Ass shaped like two planets about to goon eachother

Could your goon stick handle all of this ass?

Just gonna bounce this ass on your goon!

Goon to my fat ass

Can't goon without my ass getting eaten

I’m the dumb air headed bud with a fat ass that’s oblivious

I’m the dumb air headed bud with a fat ass that’s so dumb

I love perfect pale pawgs 🥵 only thing would make me goon

Goon to these fat ass slaps 😵‍💫

This ass will make you goon twice every night

Being the dumb air headed bud with a fat ass that’s so oblivious