When you're ovulating and everything in your body is screaming

that feel when you're trying to hump your giant stuffed unicorn

When you're so hard that your reveal GIF makes a sound effect...

That moment when you're so close but you just had to pull away🥺😭

Hey little bro, Happy Birthday! Come to get a lap dance from

when you're not allowed to touch your clit, there's only one

You're so lucky that your mom is the high school principal. Every

When you're late for work and your wife is busy washing the car

You're so hot that I need to remove some of my top.

You don't deserve to see me ride my big dildo, but you're so

When you’re behind on those TPS Reports and your boss wants

You’re so lucky that you get me to fuck you in the ass! I won’t